Tuesday, July 10, 2007

What I Would Have Done: The Iron Chef Challenge

Today’s a bonanza of photos, recipes and postings because it was a busy time for our contestants on The Next Food Network Star, who had to make three dishes in one hour as part of an Iron Chef challenge. (Which meant a busy Monday for me since I said I'd do my home version of their challenges. Ugh.) There were two matchups with two different secret ingredients (well, not so secret if you read my recap).

I decided to do the first ingredient, which was striped sea bass. Striped bass is the largest of the sea bass, but not as famous as Chilean sea bass. With the sustainability issue of Chilean sea bass, farm-raised striped bass is a good alternative. (Pictured above is the farm-raised striped bass, sold only whole, at Whole Foods, and they’re available year-round. The above was the smallest one that I paid $15 for.)

In this post, I give you a somewhat behind-the-scenes look at my cooking process ala Iron Chef and then I’ll present my three dishes to you with my “approach.” Then you be the judge.

Also, I’ve posted the recipes to all of my Iron Chef-inspired dishes below. Enjoy!

Iron Chef America Striped Sea Bass Battle

Contestant: Chef Ben
Background: Blogger of Cooking With The Single Guy and a self-taught home cook
Cooking style: Primarily Asian, with some Italian and Mediterranean influences
Iron Chef record: 0

This is the first time I handled a whole fish, and I was glad my “sous chef” at Whole Foods helped gut and scaled my bass. Back home, I cut the fish into fillets and kept the head and tail to make fish stock later.

For my three dishes, I decided to start with an ambitious attempt at three amuse bouche similar to what I see a lot of Iron Chefs do. I decided to make a crudo, a prosciutto-wrapped bass, and a panko-encrusted bass with a sweet and sour sauce.

I started with making my crudo so that it’ll get a chance to marinate and let all the flavors blend. To the crudo I added ruby grapefruit, fleur de sel and fennel shavings. I made sure to get as much of the excess grapefruit juice into the bowl as well. Simple dish, and I was on my way.
For my prosciutto-wrapped bass, I wanted to top it with a red wine reduction. So I poured some Chianti that I had left over from dinner the other night and added a teaspoon of sugar and then started to slowly simmer the wine. I knew this would take a long time so I got this going before heading off to making my other dishes.
For my panko-encrusted bass, I wanted to make a sweet and sour sauce like a lot of Chinese dishes I ate growing up. To try something different, I decided to make the base of the sauce out of heirloom tomatoes. I sliced an heirloom tomato and drizzled it with olive oil and sea salt, then placed it in the oven to roast and get tender. Once it’s soft, I’ll transfer it to a saucepan and mush it with some broth and fish sauce to give it a Southeast Asian flair.
Here’s my panko breading station. On the lower part of the photo is an egg that’s been whisked. (I know, it’s hard to see because I used a yellow dish.) Next to the egg is a plate filled with panko bread crumbs that’s been seasoned with dried thyme and salt. Like you heard on The Next Food Network Star (and thanks to Amy), panko is a Japanese bread crumb but it’s not made from bread but is more a wheat product. I used it a lot of times whenever I pan-fry food.
Here’s my panko bass piece pan frying in some olive oil. I don’t like to deep-fry food so pan frying with a thin layer of oil is my favorite route.
This is my prosciutto-wrapped bass pan frying in some olive oil. It was really simple. I just season the piece with salt and pepper. (I still seasoned it even though you get salt from the prosciutto because I didn’t want to be accused by the judges of not having flavor, something that was the downfall of Paul.) But I made sure not to oversalt it; just a pinch for this small piece. Then I wrapped it with prosciutto (which I love) and the prosciutto served as a sealed layer to keep the fish nice and moist. I didn’t have to cook it very long. But I did have to use two utensils to roll the prosciutto-wrapped fish and hold it to make sure it had a nice even browning on all sides.

At the same time, I started on my second course, which was a miso udon noodles with striped bass. I was in such a frenzy I forgot to shoot some shots of that dish, but that’s so simple. I just warmed up some miso paste in boiling water, tossed in some shitake mushrooms and bonito flakes and added the fish. Then the udon noodles and I was good to go.
This was my final dish, which is a steam bass fillet with black bean sauce. I made this near the end because it only takes 10 minutes to steam the bass and I wanted to make sure it was moist for the judges. ;-) I added a twist to this dish by putting some heat with the serrano chili. And instead of soy sauce I used fish sauce for a lighter flavor.
It was onto the plating because presentation is part of the challenge on Iron Chef America. For my steamed bass, I created a bed using thinly sliced hot house cucumbers and pickled ginger. The pickled ginger was already purchased that way and you can get them in any Asian grocery stores. At the beginning of the hour, I thinly sliced the cucumbers and added them to the pickled ginger juice to let them marinate in time for when I was ready to serve. I thought the sweet pickled taste would help balance the heat from the chili. And then time was up. (OK, so I admit it took me longer than an hour to cook all of my three courses, probably close to 1.5 hours, but I didn’t have a sous chef and multiple burners!)

And now, I present my dishes. The chairman typically asks the guest chef what was his “inspiration to today’s secret ingredient.”

My approach was to make light dishes that would not overpower the sea bass. I borrowed a lot from my Asian background, but definitely wanted to keep it simple with minimal ingredients because my culinary approach is to cook for single people who don’t have a lot of time after work to cook a time-consuming recipe. So all of the dishes I prepared today can be done quickly but still be fancy enough to make you feel like you’re having a restaurant-style dinner.
For the first course, I did a trio of striped bass as an amuse bouche. My thinking was to highlight the different textures of the fish. First is a striped bass crudo with ruby grapefruit and fennel. The raw fish was cured with sea salt and the citrus juice, and the fennel provides a nice crunch to counter the bass and grapefruit. Next is a piece of bass that I seasoned with salt and pepper and wrapped with a prosciutto and pan-fried. Then I drizzled it with a red wine reduction. You'll see the prosciutto helps keep the flaky meat of the fish nice and moist. And finally, there’s a panko-encrusted bass, because you go to have something fried. I don't like deep fried things, so going with the light Japanese bread crumbs is a healthier route. The panko was seasoned with dried thyme and salt. Growing up, my family ordered sweet and sour fish that was often deep-fried and served covered with a sauce often made with ketchup and pineapples. So to do something in honor of that, I made a roasted heirloom tomato sauce with a bit of sugar and fish sauce. The fish is also sitting on a thinly sliced heirloom tomato.
For my second course, I wanted to do something comforting, and nothing is more comforting that udon soup, because the thickness of the noodles makes it more comforting, I think. I made a base of miso soup with bonito flakes and shitake mushrooms, then slowly poached the bass fillet and added all that to the cooked udon noodles. I garnished it with kim chi because I love kim chi (the popular spicy cabbage from Korea) and just wanted to broaden the Asian-ness of this dish and not keep it restricted to Japan.
For my final dish, I made a steamed sea bass with black bean sauce. Steaming is one of the most common ways to serve fish in Chinese families so I wanted to do something that honors that tradition. I spiced up the dish by using some serrano chili for heat, ginger, and a dash of fish sauce for a lighter feel. To counter the spiciness, I created a pickled cucumber and ginger salad as a base because I think the sweet and sour taste will help balance the heat from the chili.

So that’s my Iron Chef entries. If I were really on the Iron Chef (yeah, right), then I would have loved to go up against Iron Chef Bobby Flay because I think his style of cooking is so different than mines that it would have been interesting to see the diversity of offerings. Who knows? Maybe one day when I’m in New York, there could be a throwdown, Bobby!

Again, for recipes to any of the above dishes, look for earlier postings below or click on the “recipes” label on my blog for the bass recipes I posted in July 2007.

Trio of Striped Bass Amuse Bouche

Copyright 2007 by Cooking With The Single Guy

Striped Bass Crudo with Ruby Grapefruit and Fennel

Ingredients:
4 oz. fresh striped sea bass, cut into rough ¼-inch cubes
1 ruby grapefruit, sectioned
1 fennel bulb, thinly sliced like shavings
1 T sesame oil
1 to 2 t sea salt (fleur de sel)

Mix all of the above ingredients and let them marinate in the refrigerator for at least 40 minutes. Garnish with fennel leaves.

Makes 2 to 3 servings. Pair with a glass of sparkling wine or Champagne.

Pan-seared Bass Wrapped in Prosciutto

Ingredients:
Striped sea bass chunks
Prosciutto strips
Red wine
Sugar
Salt and pepper
Extra virgin olive oil

Start by making your red wine reduction for the sauce. Pour some red wine into a sauce pan and add some sugar. (About 1 teaspoon of sugar for every ¼ cup of wine.) Continue simmering the red wine until it thickens, about 45 minutes.

Season bass pieces with salt and pepper and then wrap each one with a strip of thinly sliced prosciutto. Warm a non-stick skillet with extra virgin olive oil over medium high heat. Then pan-sear your prosciutto-wrapped bass until brown all all sides. (About 1 minute per side.) Place on plate lined with paper towels to remove excess oil. Plate your bass and drizzle with the red wine reduction. Serve warm.

Serving size depends on number of bass pieces. Pair with a glass of Chianti or the same red wine you used to make the reduction.

Panko-encrusted Striped Bass with Roasted Heirloom Tomato Sauce

Ingredients:
6 oz. striped sea bass, cut into 2-inch strips
1 cup panko (Japanese bread crumbs)
2 t dried thyme
1 egg
Extra virgin olive oil

Ingredients for sauce:
1 heirloom tomato
Extra virgin olive oil
Sea salt
1 T fish sauce
1/2 T sugar
¼ cup chicken broth

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.


Start by roasting your tomatoes in the oven. Cut them into slices and lay them on a roasting dish. Drizzle olive oil and sprinkle with sea salt and place in oven. Cook until soften, about 40 minutes. (If they brown slightly, even better because you’ll get a nice smoky flavor.)

When tomatoes are done, remove from oven and place in saucepan. Add broth, sugar and fish sauce and warm over medium heat to blend all the ingredients. Use a whisk to break up any tomato pieces. (If you want a smoother sauce, use a hand blender to puree your tomato. If your sauce is too wet, add some cornstarch or flour to thicken.)

For your bass, set up a dredging station with one plate that includes a whisked egg and a second plate with the panko crumbs seasoned with salt and dried thyme. Dredge your bass pieces in the egg and then in the panko plate, making sure the bread crumbs cover the entire piece. Warm a non-stick skillet over medium high heat with enough olive oil to cover the entire bottom of the skillet. Pan-fry your bass pieces until golden brown on both sides, about 1 minute per side. Place pieces on a paper-towel lined plate to remove excess oil.

Plate your fish pieces and serve sauce on the side as a dipping sauce or drizzled on top of your fish.

Makes 2 servings. Pair with a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

Miso Udon with Striped Bass

Copyright 2007 by Cooking With The Single Guy

Ingredients:
3-4 oz. striped sea bass
2 T miso paste
1.5 cup water
1 t soy sauce or shoyu
1 T bonito flakes
3 Shitake mushrooms, sliced
1 packet udon noodles (about 7.25 oz.)

In a saucepan or pot, boil water and add miso paste, letting it dissolve. Then reduce to a simmer and add soy sauce and bonito flakes. Add your fish and cook until fish is done, about 10 to 15 minutes.

In a separate pot, boil water and add udon noodles. Cook per package instructions (usually 4 minutes if you got the udon from the refrigerated section). Place your noodles into a bowl. Then pour miso soup and fish into the bowl. Garnish with green onion strips and kim chi.

Makes 1 serving. Pair with a cup of genmaicha green tea.

TIP: Udon noodles can be found in the refrigerated Asian section at most California stores on in Asian grocery stores. I prefer the refrigerated packaged udon, which looks very similar to the udon I grew up with—white, thick and round. Sometimes you’ll see dried udon sold like dried pasta, but for some reason the shape isn’t as thick as tradition udon so I wouldn’t recommend them.

DRIED FISH: Bonito flakes are shavings from a dried, smoked fish in Japan and it’s one of the more common ingredients used to flavor broth. It’s also used to make dashi, which is a common broth added to miso soup. Bonito flakes are sold pre-shaved in flake form in air-tight packages at your local Japanese grocery store or Asian grocery store. If you can’t find any, you can use hondashi, which is a common brand of dried broth powder added to miso soup.

Spicy Steamed Striped Bass with Black Bean

Copyright 2007 by Cooking With The Single Guy

Ingredients:
6 oz. striped sea bass fillet
½ t grounded white pepper
1 T black bean sauce
½ T fresh ginger, julienned
1 Serrano chili, seeded and julienned
½ T sesame oil
1 T fish sauce

Season your fish fillet with pepper and then smear the black bean sauce on top. Place on a plate and place in a steamer. Add ginger and chili to the top and then drizzle with fish sauce and sesame oil. Steam for about 10 minute, depending on the thickness of your fillets.

Serve on top of cucumber and pickled ginger salad.

Makes 1 to 2 servings. Pair with a glass of Chardonnay.

TIP: If you want your fish to have more heat, then don’t discard the seeds in the chili and instead cut the chili in thin pieces with the seeds for that extra punch.

Monday, July 09, 2007

The Next Food Network Star: Episode 6

Previously on TNFNS: Alton Brown talks about having a relationship with a stack of glass (ouch!), JAG is lost in his world of restaurant chefs, Adrien thinks the food he’s cooking may or may not taste good and Amy wants to go home, but not really, because she’s a fighter, like Paula Abdul. So who doesn’t fight? Adrien, who’s food expertise is put into question. BUH-bye. And tonight, it’s a mini version of Iron Chef America (yay, my favorite food show) with special sous chefs (they dredge in the rejects) and Amy’s overly confident, JAG smokes the kitchen, and Bobby Flay is upset someone’s not respecting the ingredients.

Flying stars and the sound of glass shattering makes way to new scenes of New York’s Washington Square, a yellow cab and Central Park joggers (yes, there really is no where else to jog). Then we get scenes of our final four contestants getting ready: Amy looks happy waking up from bed as opposed to crying Amy from last week; JAG folds some laundry; Rory is glamming up in front of the mirror; and Paul is doing some pushups with a ball (show off).

Amy has changed her tune and she’s saying a lot of people have given up a lot for her to be on the show so she better not embarrass them anymore and make their sacrifice all for naught. So she’s got the fire in her belly.

A flirty looking Rory walks into the breakfast table getting all cocky with “game on.” JAG is commenting in his taped interview that he knows he has to simplify his cooking style for the home cooks and that he plans to pull the rug over the judges, saying that once they see he’s changed his ways and is a less complicated man and they reward him with his own show, then he’s going to JAG up his dishes again. Oooh, sinister plan Mr. Lying on My Resume Re: The Military.

The final four gets into their maroon van and heads to the Institute of Culinary Education, and Paul gets all worried that the challenge would be to teach a class. Yeah right, that would just make for scintillating television. Instead, they walk in and see Iron Chefs Bobby Flay and Cat Cora (in their typical ice man-game on Iron Chef pose) and they all know what’s coming up in the next hour. Everyone’s a bit nervous about the idea of coming up with dishes based on a secret ingredient, except for one guy: JAG, the chef de cuisine at a restaurant. He’s all JAGged up (oh my, he’s got me doing it now) and he can’t keep his excitement contained in that little round body of his and he’s jumping up and down like a kid at Christmas morning.

Alton Brown (hey, we just saw him last week, he’s like on extra duty overtime express) welcomes the four in his Iron Chef voice that he does when he’s hosting that show. (BTW, I looove Iron Chef. I loved the original Japanese version with its silly English dubbing, and I love the American version, mostly to see the different chefs create unique dishes. I actually don’t pay much attention to the cooking portion but my favorite segment is when they present their dishes to the judges panel and I get to hear them describe their dishes and the ingredients. Aaaah, it’s better than sex.) Alton Brown explains that there will be two Iron Chef challenges with two contestants going head-to-head using a secret ingredient. They have to make three dishes in one hour (Iron Chefs typically make five). Paul’s all nervous that the secret ingredient will be something like sea urchin or calf’s brain. Paul, I don’t think they’re going to let you use expensive ingredients for this episode.

Iron Chef Cat Cora reminds for the non-Iron Chef America viewers that they’ll be judged, just like the actual show, on three categories: taste, presentation and originality. Bobby adds that unlike Iron Chef America where the top innovative chefs in the country create unusual dishes you rarely see on restaurant menus, he says the contestant must make dishes that reflect their culinary view and be accessible to the home cook. Ooops, going to be tough for JAG, the man of 27 ingredients.

Not only do they have to make three dishes, when it’s not their turn, they’ll be providing commentary to test their food knowledge. And to be sure they don’t write it off, Alton Brown lets them know the commentary portion will count for 50 percent of their score for this challenge. (Wow, this is the first challenge with sooo many rules.)

Before they enter into battle, they each will have a sous chef and in comes failed contestants Colombe, Michael Salmon (like the fish), Adrien and big boy Tommy. The final four loves it and they’re all cheering and screaming and even though there’s a counter between the two groups, you can sense that the final four (especially Rory and Amy) are so ready to jump the counter to start slobbering over the four rejects (oh, except for Colombe, the poor thing, nobody’s excited about her and she kind of looks like she doesn’t want to be there).

So each picks his or her sous chef. Paul goes first and not surprisingly he picks Michael Salmon, who is a whiz with the knife. Amy picks Tommy because she “loves his spirit in the kitchen.” Rory picks Adrien. And JAG gets left with Colombe.

First challenge is between Paul and Rory and they do those Iron Chef graphics that are pretty cool. I can really get into this episode tonight, there’s definitely a competitive air happening, at least from the editing. The two come through a curtain and give their attempt at looking like Iron Chefs (did Paul just give a weird smirk to Alton Brown?) and Alton Brown introduces the judges.

Now, if you watch the show regularly, you know there are three guest judges and Alton Brown sometimes gives them nicknames that play on their reputation. (Not always, but sometimes.) So he feels the need to do it this time for the four judges, who include: Bob “Ice Man” Tuschman (I agree, what a cold personality); Susie “Have a Hug” Fogelson (I don’t get that, does he mean she needs a hug, which I would agree with because she can be really cold, or that she always has a hug ready, which I doubt very much because I’ve never seen her hug anyone on the show); and the Iron Chefs Cat Cora and Bobby Flay (no nicknames for them; see what I mean about sometimes?).

The secret ingredient is revealed and Alton Brown goes into mach-4 Iron Chef mode with that scary voice and the karate-chop routine. The secret ingredient for this round is “striped sea bass.” Paul, apparently not a regular viewer of Iron Chef America, doesn’t get Alton Brown’s attempts to imitate the chairman during the secret ingredient unveiling and instead thinks Alton Brown is high on caffeine or something.

They’re off and running. Rory says she’s never worked with striped bass, but the recipes are flowing out of her mind (I hope she has a net to catch them). Alton Brown is already testing the commentators (JAG and Amy) by asking JAG whether it’s a wild striped bass or farm-raised striped bass. JAG says he’s not sure but he’s guessing wild. Wrong, as Alton Brown corrects him and says it’s farmed based on the distortion of the tail and fins. JAG comments that he’s so done with Alton Brown thinking he’s Mr. Professor of Food.

Amy starts commentating on Paul using panko today to bread his striped bass instead of regular bread crumbs. Alton Brown tries to stump her by asking her how they make the panko lighter. She doesn’t know, but instead of just saying that, she goes to the box and starts reading the ingredients. Alton asks again, and this time Amy ticks off the ingredients of wheat flour, yeast and glucose, so it’s actually more of a “bread product” than bread turned into crumbs, she says. The explanation impresses the judges, especially Bobby Flay.

Commercials. Another new Food Network show (again, so many many next Food Network stars I can’t believe the winner of this show will have much promotion money left to market his or her show) this one called “Glutton For Punishment.” Looks like some crazy guy, who’s charming at the same time, goes around the country doing stupid things to himself relating to food. It’s like “Jackass” meets “Ham On The Street.”

We come back from commercial and Amy reintroduces the show, Iron Chef America-style, and she’s really on top of her game this week. The intro is flawless and she even throws in at the end a martial arts pose and scary Iron Chef America voice for good measure.
Paul is making ceviche (hmmm, I probably would have done that too) and Rory is really focused on her cooking with Adrien. Oh, JAG is getting all JAGgy as he’s jumping up and down, again like a kid on Christmas morning (how tired are you getting of this metaphor?). Alton Brown asks him what’s up, does he have some great insight about kitchen stadium to share with the audience? And goofball JAG says he forgot what he was going to say. But at least he saves himself by noting that Rory is reducing some chicken broth and how you shouldn’t add salt in the chicken broth while reducing or else it’ll concentrate the salt flavor and you’ll end up with a salt lick. Or what I would imagine to be horse food.
Alton Brown comments that Rory’s station looks like a Texas tornado went through it. He counts down to the last 60 seconds. Paul is all excited about his ceviche, which he puts into a pineapple half (cute presentation) and he’s confident that he’s going to win this challenge over Rory. (Food Network editors loooove their obvious foreshadowing.)

Rory and Paul plate at the very last minute, and Alton Brown says time’s up. Applause, applause, everyone’s hugging each other, Paul does some weird dance, and then off to the judges’ table.

Rory presents first, starting with a pan-seared sea bass with sugar-grilled asparagus and fried leeks on top. The presentation is this oddly ugly yet beautiful dish. Ugly because the coloring is kind of all brown, but beautiful because it’s like a beautiful dirty lake. You know, it’s dirty inside but the tranquility of it all raises it to a new level of beauty. The judges are digging it. Bob can’t believe this beautiful dish came out of that messy kitchen.

Her second dish is striped bass wrapped in jalapeno and bacon and deep-fried in a beer batter. Again, the judges love it. Bob loves the beer batter idea and Cat Cora loves the flavoring. Rory comments on tape that Bobby loves her dishes too and she’s all excited.)
For her third and final dish, Rory made a striped bass Napolean with balsamic vinegar that she sliced thinly and then baked in an oven. Cat Cora says the baking probably was a bad idea for fish because it tasted tough. Bobby had high hopes for the dish, but he thinks Rory “over thought” the fish. But Rory is happy overall with her dishes.

Paul presents next and he’s talking about pool party food that’s cheap, to go with his show idea of “Party Planning On A Budget.” His first dish is the ceviche with pineapple and Bob says he thought of summer right away when he saw it. Susie is impressed by his explanation of his culinary view. But Bobby goes back to the food and says it needed more seasoning (salt I bet) and fellow Iron Chef Cora agrees.

For the second dish, he baked striped bass with blackberries and chives. Again, flavor is an issue. Bob says other than the blackberries, he didn’t taste anything. Susie says nothing except “just OK.” (Ah, we see why you’re a judge, Susie, for your insightful observations.) Bobby says “if you come to cook in my kitchen, the first thing I would do is send you home with a spice rack.” Yay, take-home door prizes at Bobby’s house!

For his third and final dish, Paul fried striped bass with panko with caramelized onions and balsamic vinegar. This dish has more flavor, but the burnt caramelized onions ruined it. Paul comments that he thinks he got a score of “85” (that’s a B for you, BTW, Paul) and he’s hoping the other people will get “84.” So he’s hoping for a close race. Yep, hope is so important for you now Paul. So important. (My attempt at foreshadowing.)

Commercials. People are using their Visa to pay for a cup of coffee or a doughnut. Are we getting so lazy that we can’t carry cash anymore, or is a cup of coffee getting so expensive that you need to charge it? Discuss.

Now it’s Amy and JAG’s turn. Amy’s all nervous that she’s going up against the guy who loves Iron Chef and is the fastest cook she’s seen. Don’t get all insecure on us again, Amy. Alton Brown lets the two know that their secret ingredient is chicken. (Oh, Iron Chef did this challenge before.) You can tell JAG’s all disappointed that he didn’t get sea urchin or calf’s brain. He’s all like, “I can do a hell of a lot of things with chicken, but chicken? It’s simple and they don’t go good together.” Don't go good together with what? Vegetables? Spices? Barbeque sauce? How do you cook regularly with chicken, JAG? I guess we’re about to find out.

They grab their chicken and get to their counter. JAG, who’s the fastest cook ever, doesn’t seem to be cooking so fast. He’s basically writing out his menu with Colombe looking on just waiting to do something. Amy’s running back and forth with chicken and gets Tommy carving out the thighs and legs.

JAG gives Colombe potato duty. Both regular and sweet. He figures that’ll keep her busy for awhile and out of his way.

Rory commentates on JAG’s planned menu. Paul is checking out Amy’s plans as well, but he’s already nervous about commentating for Alton Brown who’s about to call him out on Paul’s food expertise. He tells Alton that Amy’s making a Moroccan stew, and Alton asks what’s Moroccan about it. Paul just repeats that Amy’s cooking the stew with fennel and some spices that he didn’t get. The judges are not impressed, and neither are the people of Morocco.

Alton Brown then picks on Rory by asking her whether JAG (who’s sprinkling some flakes on his chicken) is using red chili flakes or pepper. (It’s obvious that it’s red chili flakes because of the color and size and that he didn’t have to grind them.) Rory tries to show that she’s smart by saying chili and pepper come from the same pepper family. Wrong, corrects Professor Brown. Rory then tells us that her strategy for commentating is that if she doesn’t know the answer, she’s going to be sarcastic and quick-witted and hope she can joke her way out of it. So this is when she does her “kids stay in school” public service announcement and we find out that she dropped out at aged 16.

Amy’s dicing some onions and I can see on her fingers some dried blood. I can’t tell if she cut herself (which she’s done before) or if it’s chicken blood. Either way, it’s not very appetizing watching her with messy hands. Don’t these people know how to handle poultry?

Paul’s getting grilled by Alton Brown again, this time on a can of tomatoes that Tommy is opening up for Amy’s dish. This is how it goes:

Alton: “Paul, what’s in that can?”
Paul: “Tomatoes.”
Alton: “What kind of tomatoes?”
Paul: “Plum.”
Alton: “Where are they from?”
Paul: “Plummy.”

Ah yes, the country of Plummy, just south of Turkey and east of Chicken by The Sea.

After some help from Alton to read the label, Paul struggles to say that those tomatoes are San Marzano tomatoes from Italy. All the judges look mad at Paul.

JAG is grilling chicken and of course, all the chicken skin is burning. It’s causing a lot of smoke, but he assures everyone that the burnt skin will be coming off. (I don’t get it, if he’s going to take off the skin, how does the charring really affect the taste?) Alton Brown comments about how Iron Chef America always uses those fake smoke to enhance the lighting like some rock concert. But today the fake smoke comes courtesy of JAG’s burning chicken fat. All the judges look like they’re suffocating, and of course the smoke alarm goes off, which gets all the judges into a frenzy with three of them standing up clapping sarcastically and Iron Chef Cat Cora sitting down giving the two thumbs down. Bobby yells: “JAG, way to grill.” Bobby, you’re a riot.

Rory commentates that all the hullaboo over the smoke alarm is distracting JAG and he may fall behind in his cooking.

Commercials. The wig-wearing M&Ms are back and they’re still creepy.

Back to the kitchen, JAG removes the burning chicken from the grill. Speaking of crash and burn, Paul is trying to do the welcoming to recap what’s happening for the home viewer and it’s like watching a slow crash off the side of the road as he’s messing up his words and trying to do it again and again. He keeps trying to read his notebook with his script, but it’s just not helping. Oh Paul, let’s just move on already.

Rory, on the other hand, is giving Alton a recap of what dishes JAG is done cooking, and she misses an ingredient in one of the dishes which Professor Brown has discovered by doing a surprise walk-over. “You didn’t tell me about the bacon,” he says to Rory as he walks off with disdain. Rory flips the cute girl switch on and says to him: “I didn’t have time (to tell you), you’re always talking all the time.” Oooh, this creates a buzz among the judges who are coming to Alton Brown’s defense by putting down Rory’s sad attempt to be flirtatious.

Alton Brown gives the 60-second warning. JAG’s busy chopping chives and red bell pepper. Amy’s tasting her stew and loving it.

Amy is up first at the judges’ panel. Her first dish is her Casbah Lollipop, which is a chicken wingette made to look like a drumstick by pushing up the meat to the end of the bone. She spiced it with some cinnamon and smoked paprika. It actually is a very elegant presentation. Cat Cora loves the cinnamon, reminding her of her mother’s cooking, but both she and Bobby Flay agree it needed just a tad bit more flavoring.

Her second dish is Family-Style Stuffed Chicken with Mushrooms and Goat Cheese served with fingerling potatoes that’s been cut thin and sauteed in butter to become crispy. She says she used crimini mushrooms to make the dish with ingredients you can find at the store. Bob thinks it’s like a Sunday Night Dinner, and Susie is loving it. Again, another very pretty dish presentation-wise.

Her final dish is the Moroccan Chicken Stew. Cat Cora thinks it’s a home run, and Bob feels like he’s gone to the Casbah. All the judges give her positive comments, and Amy now feels like she can win this thing.

JAG presents his food to the judges, and he tells the judges about his attempts to do his Latino Fusion style but make it simple for the home cook. His first dish is his grilled chicken and goat cheese won ton with bacon and shallots with balsamic vinegar. The vinegar overpowers the dish, so much so that even Susie Folgeson has a hard time talking. It sounds like her throat is all puckered.

JAG says in his taped interview that he’s not used to people “dogging” his food. JAG, you’re so street. Mean JAG is starting to come out.

For his second dish, he wanted to experiment with chicken soup the way his mom would do. So he said he made a Caribbean chicken soup with white bean and cilantro. Bobby wants to know what makes it Caribbean. He goes back and forth a bit with JAG trying to get the Caribbean elements, and in the end JAG admits it’s not really Caribbean but just chicken soup with white bean and cilantro. Susie notes that she got a big piece of charred chicken skin in her soup, and JAG apologizes. In his mind, he’s so ready to leave the studio and cry.

The last dish is a grilled chicken with saffron cream sauce. Bobby’s asking him about his approach to simplicity and JAG says he just doesn’t want to overwhelm the home cook. Cat Cora is not digging this dish, saying the saffron sauce is too overwhelming. Bobby says he thought for sure JAG would crush this competition. JAG says he held back for the home cook. Cat Cora says that even if he has just four ingredients to use, he has to make the most of them. JAG is about to burst into tears. He’s disappointed that two chefs he respects are dogging his food. He feels like he got the “I’m disappointed in you” speech from his dad. Gosh, I hope the Food Network psychologist is on hand to deal with JAG’s breakdown.

Back from commercials, JAG does break down and he’s in his top bunk crying about how he had to sit and hear the judges say his food stinks. Paul is there comforting him, trying to get him back in the game. JAG is crying that he should have been true to himself. Yes, that’s a lesson we all can learn from you, JAG. Be true to yourself.

The four go down to face the judges. Basically, everyone loved Rory’s flavorful food and her real food for real people. And Paul’s food was not as flavorful. Bob talks about their attempts at commentating, and they both got it wrong with no food information and too many silly jokes. Paul says he has a disadvantage because he didn’t go to culinary school. (You know, you don’t have to learn about ingredients at culinary school with all the food shows and food magazines around.) They both try to make excuses, but Bobby Flay reminds them that this is the Food Network and food’s the most important thing. (Hey, that’s like Simon Cowell saying American Idol is all about the singing talent.)

Between Amy and JAG, the judges give a “close to perfect” grade to Amy and they pile on the praise. JAG, not so much, and Susie can tell he’s down. She says it’s hard to watch him this way (maybe she’s afraid mean JAG will pop up again). Bobby Flay says again that they were all positive that JAG would have crushed the competition, but now wonders if he became overwhelmed. JAG apologizes again.

Amy is named the winner, both in the cooking competition and the commentating. Bob asks again if she still wants to leave like last week, and Amy says emphatically this time that the answer is no, she wants to stay. Bob says he’s glad she stuck around.

They send Amy off as the winner of this challenge. Soon after, Rory joins her, leaving Paul and JAG to face more questions. The judges can’t decide who should go so they each give them a few seconds to state why they should stay.

After the commercials, Paul goes up first saying he demonstrated that he’s an entertainer and that he’s smart, can think on his feet, and has controlled his freakish side. JAG speaks from the heart and says all he can offer is what they see before him, all verite. But he says he loves food and that’s all what he’s about.

The judges send them away so they can discuss, ala Top Chef. They go up and tell the two girls that no decision has been made and they had to plead for their lives. The girls are shocked, prompting Amy, in typical mom fashion, to say, “Holy Macaroni.”

In the judges room, they say JAG is the most passionate about food. Bobby says he’s either really passionate or will win an Academy Award.

They bring the two back in and Bob says that this is officially the hardest decision they have to make, compared to every week in the past when he’s said that this was the hardest decision they faced. Whatever Bob. Susie delivers the news that the next person moving on to the next round is JAG, sending Paul back to West Hollywood.

Paul doesn’t seem surprised, and although he seems extremely disappointed, he tries to leave with some grace. It’s a sad goodbye and he hugs Amy, who’s crying her eyes out. JAG is saying he’s the closest friend he ever had. Paul says in his interview how JAG told him he loves him (I’m sure in a very bro-mance kind of way) and Paul says same here. Paul says he’s learned that it takes a lot of hard, long work to be a Food Network star.

Next week, Miss Rachel Ray finally makes her appearance. Well, more like the final three makes an appearance on her show and they all cook something. JAG is seeking redemption and he works the audience. And we’re all getting closer to the public voting for the Next Food Network Star. Are you ready?

Tomorrow: See what I would have done in the Iron Chef America’s striped sea bass challenge.

The Next Food Network Star airs at 9 p.m. on Sunday, and repeats at the same time Thursday. Photos courtesy of the Food Network Web site.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

They Grow Em Small in South Africa

My local Safeway has some exotic fruits and vegetables sometimes, as they try to compete with Whole Foods and Andronicos. When I was shopping just now, I saw these baby pineapples from South Africa. I grew up with pineapples in Hawaii and the only time I saw them this small was when they were cut prematurely from the pineapple plant. I don't know if that's the same thing that happened here. In Hawaii, when they were cut prematurely, they weren't that sweet. Not sure if that's the same with this variety from South Africa. It's about 5 inches tall and you can see how small when compared to its label. They were selling for $3.99 each. I think they would be more decorative for a fun summer dinner table than as something juicy to eat. Cute though.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Cooking With Curry

I finally got around to making a Panang curry dish. I first tried this at a dinner at my friend Jessie's place and just fell in love with this particular style of curry. Jessie made it with crab, which was delicious. But it's not crab season, so I made the curry with chicken and kabocha squash. (The kabocha squash actually isn't in season either, but I found one at my local Safeway from Mexico and I just felt it would be a nice ingredient for this curry, and it was!) It may feel hot to eat curry, but it's actually getting a bit cold around here so the evenings are nice for a dish like this. If it's too hot where you are, then archive this recipe for the fall! Enjoy!

Panang Curry with Chicken and Kabocha Squash

Copyright 2007 by Cooking With The Single Guy

Ingredients:
1 lb. chicken breast, chopped into equal pieces
1 kabocha squash, small (about 1 lb.), skinned and diced into cubes
1/2 sweet onion, diced
1 garlic clove, minced
1 T Panang curry
1 kaffir lime leaf, chiffonade (optional)
1 T fish sauce
1 T light brown sugar
1 T sesame oil
1 12-0z. can coconut cream
2-3 T canola oil
pepper and salt for taste

Boil a pot of water (add salt like you would for cooking pasta) and cook squash until almost tender, about 5 minutes. Pour into colander and rinse with cold water. Set aside.

Heat oil in large skillet over medium high heat and add chicken to brown both sides. About 1 to 2 minutes each side. Remove chicken from skillet and set aside.

In same skillet, add some more oil and saute garlic and onion over medium heat until onion is translucent. About 2 minutes. (Do not brown your garlic.) Add curry paste and heat for about 30 seconds to release the aroma. Then add 3/4 of the coconut cream and stir to blend the cream and curry paste. Reduce heat to low and continue cooking until you see red oil from the curry paste rise to the top. Add the rest of the cream along with sugar and fish sauce. Return the chicken and squash to the skillet and blend all the ingredients together and cook covered on low heat for about 5 to 10 minutes to heat through everything. Serve warm. Garnish with thinly sliced kaffir lime leaf or a sprig of cilantro.

Makes 3 to 4 servings. Serve with cilantro-jasmine rice.

Pair with a glass of Riesling.

TIP: I got a kabocha squash to make this dish, and it came from Mexico since it's not really kabocha squash season. You can substitute for other seasonal ingredients such as new potatoes, sweet potatoes, or summer squash. Just be sure to understand how long those ingredients will cook because you don't want to overcook them and make them soft. They should be cooked to tenderness.

THAI CURRY: Panang curry is a bit more spicy of the different Thai-style curries (mild ones include the green curry). You can find a wide selection at Asian grocery stores and I find the paste works best. Keep your container stored in your refrigerator after opening.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Dish on Dining: Perbacco

Rustic Italian with Refined Tastes
230 California St., San Francisco
Financial District
Hours: Mon.–Thu., 11:30 a.m.–10 p.m.; Fri., 11:30 a.m.–11 p.m.; and Sat., 5:30–11 p.m. Closed Sunday.
PH: 415.955.0663
Reservations, major credit cards accepted
http://www.perbaccosf.com/


Last week my childhood friend Angel was visiting on business from Chicago and I wanted to show him a San Francisco dining experience. Perbacco, the Financial District restaurant known for its Northern Italian cuisine, has been on my list of must-visit places for awhile. So it was on to Open Table and reservations for two on a Friday night.

You know what that means, right? A late dinner, because you can’t book a reservations at a popular restaurant on a Friday night in San Francisco and expect a normal eating time. But that was fine, because I was going to meet my friend who I went to middle school with in Honolulu and haven’t seen for years!

Our reservations were for 9 p.m. and I met Angel at the bar, which was already packed with after-work professionals munching on all sorts of cured meats with their fancy drinks. The long bar was beautifully lit, accenting the white features giving the place a cozy but chic glow. Angel had already been drinking next door at the Tadich Grill when I arrived, so after one drink, we were promptly taken to our table by the efficient front staff. (They knew who I was even though I didn’t check in because Angel had inquired if I had arrived a few minutes earlier.)

We sat in the dining area under the second floor, which felt like a very big alcove. This was my least favorite thing about Perbacco. I think I read that this used to be the kitchen until it was renovated to add more dining space. It felt dark and drabby and reminded me of a hotel banquet room. I wanted to be out in the bright lights, but I guess that was reserved for the more fabulous people. :(
Perbacco’s menu is quite impressive. In fact, I had studied up and reviewed its menu on its Web site, dreaming about what I wanted to order, only to find when I arrived that the menu had changed to a more summer taste. The chef, Steffan Terje, has created an exciting menu that’s been the buzz in town since the beginning of the year. It seemed he threw much of his creativity into the appetizers and starters, of which there were so many to choose from.

Because it was a late dinner for us, Angel and I decided to start with the “Tasting of Salame,” which included Nostrano, Finocchiona, Suppresata, Toscano and Sanguinato. These were all house-cured specialties and had a velvety texture and excellent tasting profiles. My favorite was the Sanguinato, or blood sausages, which were paired with tiny slices of apple.

For our second course, we had the traditional pasta dish. We shared the hand-cut tagliatelle with the famous five-hour pork sugo with porcini mushrooms. It was fabulous, with the right amount of rich pork that didn’t overpower the pasta and an underlining cheese that defines comfort in pasta dishes done right. My only negative reaction was to the hand-cut pasta because for some odd reason the wiggly (yes, that’s a word) texture reminded me of Cup of Noodles. I know, sounds terrible, but it did. Angel had a bit of the same reaction although he didn’t compare it to Cup of Noodles but to saimin, which is the ramen-like noodles we grew up eating in Hawaii.
There were about six selections for the main entrée dishes. Angel went with the tuna dish that was smothered with summer vegetables such as cherry tomatoes and squash. They had a special rabbit on the menu so I went with that. (FYI, it was from Devil’s Gulch.) Angel’s tuna was a bit disappointing because the dressing wasn’t all that spectacular and the fish was more on the well-done side as opposed to rare, which is how a beautiful fish like tuna should be eaten.
My rabbit was great. It was a braised leg with a light cream sauce with hazelnuts. My only gripe was that there wasn’t enough of it. I expected more for an entrée, but I guess it was a late dinner so probably best not to overeat.

We ended the evening with the warm peach and gelato with summer berries. I wanted something simple, but this came off too simple. It didn’t excite and the gelato had no distinctive flavor.
Still, the overall food experience was great and I’d like to come back to try some of the other more tantalizing appetizers and crudo. Perbacco’s entrees may be a bit pricey, but for most of the menu, the taste is right on point.

Side note: I had a glass of Peter Paul Merlot from Napa Valley that was perfect with the meat dishes we ordered. It was warm and comforting and not at all filled with the taste of tannins. I decided to go with a sure-fire California wine because I’d read mixed reviews about the Italian selections.

Single guy rating: 4 stars (popular expense spot for lunch, definitely expense it for dinner)

Explanation of the single guy's rating system:
1 star = perfect for college students
2 stars = perfect for new diners
3 stars = perfect for foodies
4 stars = perfect for expense accounts
5 stars = perfect for any guy's dream dinner

Perbacco in San Francisco

Above was the couple who were dining next to us Friday night. I asked them how they would rate the restaurant and they both gave it a 4, which is exactly what I was thinking too. So we were all in agreement! BTW, they both said they were “just friends” but from the way the guy was teasing her, I think he thou protests too mucheth. ;-)

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Celebrate Your Freedom

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

There’s a Pig in My Oven

The warm weather got me reminiscing about growing up in Hawaii. I miss the beaches, my nephews and nieces, and kalua pig. Of all the Hawaii culinary dishes, this is my all-time favorite.

No, kalua pig is not Kahlua pig so there’s definitely no alcohol involved in the preparation (although I’ve had several friends who hoped there were). It’s basically a reference to the way the pig is prepared. In the traditional Hawaiian way, an outdoor pit is dug up (usually near where a luau is about to take place) and hot stones are thrown in. Bamboo and ti leaves are thrown on top and then an entire pig that’s been generously salted is lowered into the pit. More leaves are used to cover it up and then the pig is buried in this stone ground oven, known as an imu, for hours, sometimes a whole day. Then you get this luscious slow-cooked kalua pig that can feed a whole hula halau (that’s a hula troupe).

Of course, I don’t have an outdoor imu, nor do I have an “outdoor” because I live in a studio condo. So I roast my pig in the oven. And it’s really not a pig, but just its butt. The pork butt—more commonly called pork shoulder these days because I guess butt sounds too offensive—is the best part for slow-roasted pig because it’s cheap and has a bit of fat for flavor. I’ve seen many recipes for kalua pig in a conventional oven and a lot of it throws in complicated steps like creating a steam effect with layered trays or multiple ingredients to add a different twist. But the core of kalua pig is basically the pork and Hawaiian sea salt.

So below is my no-nonsense kalua pig recipe. It’s super simple, uses only three ingredients and is great for summertime picnics. What I do is I make my kalua pig early and then wrap them in individual aluminum packets that I throw onto a covered grill. The added smoke from the grill makes the kalua pig taste just like it came out from an imu!

BTW, to create the smoky flavor I used liquid smoke, and I know that the words “all-natural liquid smoke” sounds like an oxymoron but I did read somewhere that the process used to create liquid smoke that’s mark all natural is actually just that—they take the natural drippings of liquid from smoking grills. At least that’s what I read and I’m going to believe that’s true. Enjoy!

No-nonsense Kalua Pig

Copyright 2007 by Cooking With The Single Guy

Ingredients:
4 to 5 lb. pork shoulder or butt
2 T Hawaiian sea salt or kosher salt
2 T organic or all-natural liquid smoke

Preheat oven to 425 degrees

Cut pork into small chunks about equal sizes and place in glass dish. Sprinkle with sea salt (massage your pork to get the salt all over it), cover and refrigerate for at least an hour or overnight.

Transfer pork to a 9”X13” baking dish and drizzle with liquid smoke. Cover dish with aluminum foil and place in oven. Cook for at least two hours, probably closer to three hours.

Bring pork out of oven to cool and then get two forks and break apart the pork pieces into shreds. If you’ve cooked it long enough, this part should be easy as the pork easily falls apart. Remove excess bones. Taste the pork and add more sea salt, if needed.

Makes 5 to 6 servings. Serve with lomi lomi salmon and sauteed spinach.

Pair with a glass of Pinor Noir.

TIP: If you’d like to infuse your pork with a tropical taste, you can cover your pork pieces with either banana leaves or ti leaves (Note: ti leaves look like wider bamboo leaves and you can sometimes find it more easily at floral shops; they are not the same as tea leaves) and then cover everything with the aluminum foil. This will give you a more herbal essence (not the hair product) to your pig.

SLOW AND LONG: The ideal kalua pig cooks slowly and for a long time. So you definitely need a free day to roast it in your oven. The good thing is once you put it in, you can go on to do other things. However, cooking the pork for a long time can dry out the meat if there’s not enough fat that liquifies. If you’re concerned about a dry kalua pig, add about a ¼ cup of broth that’ll serve almost like a braising liquid. Just don’t drown your pig, though.

FREEZER READY: This is one of the few recipes where I can’t get away from making tons of servings. But the great thing is kalua pig is easy to freeze and tastes just as good. You can place your kalua pig in plastic containers or Zip lock freezer bags. When you want to eat them again, let it defrost as normal in the refrigerator and then simply steam them for about 10 minutes. Steaming is great to reheat the pork because the moisture from the steam will create a slight salty liquid to make your kalua pig taste fresh. Another thing I do with leftover kalua pig is throw it in a risotto dish with spinach and shitake mushrooms for a Hawaiian-style risotto.

Monday, July 02, 2007

The Next Food Network Star: Episode 5


Sorry, no short notes on the previous episode. It was a busy pre-holiday weekend for me so I switched to the Food Network just a minute into the show. But just a reminder, Mike “like the fish” Salmon was eliminated last week and now they’re down to just five finalists.

The finalists are at the breakfast table and Adrien’s reminding everyone that there are only five of them left, just in case anyone had trouble with counting. Amy comments that being in the top five is a pretty big deal, and Rory corrects her that “top four is an even bigger deal.” Snnaaaap. Take that, sister.

Cut to a red van zipping across Midtown and we’re supposed to assume that the five finalists are in there instead of the normal unmarked white van. In Adrien’s taped interview, he’s reminiscing about how he had to sacrifice a job he had for seven years to be on the show. (His former bosses wouldn’t grant him a leave to be on the show, so he quit.) He worked as a delivery man for uniforms. (Um, Adrien, I think you can do better.) The five line up in the studio kitchen and Amy’s wondering who’s going to be this week’s guest judge. With the mystery music running to a near fever pitch, out comes Alton Brown, or who I will now refer to as Professor Brown. (He looks kind of like a professor wearing that drab gray sweater jacket. Plus, he’s known for his show, Good Eats, which gets into the science of cooking. Disclaimer: I don’t watch his show either because I got a D in high school chemistry.)

The professor talks about the relationship each of the contestants will have to strike up with “the stack of glass,” pointing to the camera. It will either be love at first sight or that awkward blind date where you wished you had arranged for an emergency call from your friend. Professor Brown points to three bags of rice in front of the contestants. For a moment, I thought the Food Network got all Asian on me. But really, the bags of rice are just used as containers to hold paddles with various ingredients written on them. Each contestant picks one paddle out of the three bags and then has to make a dish with those ingredients.

They have 30 seconds to prepare their dish and then do a live three-minute presentation. The pickings went like this:

Amy: veal cutlet, oyster mushrooms, popcorn (ooh, evil Food Network producer)
Paul: calamari, fennel, persimmons (I think he got the best of the lot)
JAG: shrimp, snow peas, cornflakes (what is up with cooking with breakfast cereal?)
Adrien: flounder, Japanese eggplant, peanut butter (no comment)
Rory: minute steak, red radish, dried prunes (huh, I never heard of minute steak; what part of the cow is that from?)

Off they cook, and Rory talks about how a lot of time you have very little in your refrigerator and you have to make dinner out of whatever ingredients you have on hand, so today’s challenge reminds her of those times. Ah yes, I recall all the times I’ve made baked pasta using whatever I had in my pantry and frig, or stir fry of some odd mixture of ingredients. It’s always a hit and miss kind of thing. Now I’m thankful I live across the street from Safeway.

Professor Brown announces that the contestants have 60 seconds remaining and I get a flashback of Iron Chef America, where he’s also the moderator.

Now it’s time for the presentations, and Rory is up first. She’s all excited because this is what she came here to do, be on TV. She starts off by talking about her “empty pantry” theme and goes right into cooking the minute steak. I have to say she seems pretty relaxed. Then she points to her big plate of prunes, and she says they’re just like raisins. So to make you think they’re like raisins, she suggests you cut them into small pieces, about the size of a raisin, and toss them in a salad. She gets her steak out of the pan and then tops it with her greens and raisin-size prunes. The dish actually looks kind of pretty and simple. Of course, she’s just a tad past the three-minute mark.

Up next is JAG who does an Asian tempura using cornflakes as the breading. Typical JAG, he’s using a ton of ingredients and his demo, while definitely showing a lot of cooking, seems like you’re listening to him go over his list of ingredients. It’s like a commercial for Spice R Us. (Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a store that sold tons of spice in a big warehouse? I’d probably live there. Until my allergies act up, that is.)

Paul’s next and the music turns a bit sweet, almost like something they would have played for Colombe. (Remember Colombe? Miss Snow White? Don’t you think the show got so much more serious after she got kicked out?) Anywho, Paul starts with a story about going fishing with his dad. Ah, doing the old trick of sharing a story to connect with the audience. He’s cooking and his pan is firing up, but he’s going on and on about his dad and clams and something blah blah blah. I think he said something about not wanting to wake up. Whatever. Too long a fish tale, that’s what it is. He’s not saying anything about what he’s doing with his ingredients. CUT, shouts the stage director. Gosh, you know, seems like this stage director doesn’t really give them much of a warning. It’s like she only warns them with just 15 second left. I think 15 seconds can go by pretty fast, which is why everyone’s going long.

Maybe Adrien will have better luck since he’s been bragging yet again about how he hosts a TV show in Jackson, Mich. He’s definitely comfortable in front of the camera, but his stove top is eerily quiet. He’s basically pointing to his ingredients and showing the finished product. No cooking in this cooking demo. It’s basically show and tell. Still, he says afterwards that he felt confident about his presentation.

Amy gives the final presentation and she’s doing a brisk walk toward the kitchen stage, so fast that Professor Brown has to grab her elbow and tell her to slow down. (And no running in the hallways Miss Amy.) On camera, she comes off pretty relaxed and friendly. She talks about planning an easy dinner party with her simple veal cutlet with “wow” factor, the “wow” being the popcorn. She doesn’t finish in three minutes either.

Professor Brown holds his class and he breaks down everyone’s demo. And it goes something like this: Rory, good tip about making prunes easier to take by calling them big raisins, but try cutting some while you offer that tip; JAG should have explained what blanching means (JAG says he assumed he was talking to a bunch of chefs. What? Did he think he was on the Chef’s Network?); Paul goes off into tangents with his stories about his dad; Amy shouldn’t be telegraphing what she’s going to do, just do it; and Adrien (this is easy) didn’t demonstrate any cooking.

Commercials. Oh, the Food Network is premiering a new show that’s the Latin version of Everyday Italian with a Latin looking Giada in a show called “Simply Delicioso.” Huh, I guess none of these five contestants on The Next Food Network Star is really the next star since it looks like the next star is really Ingrid Hoffman.

Everyone gathers back at the studio and stands before these five really red lids. Professor Brown reminds them about how each of them talked about their favorite ingredients to cook with during their application process. But you know that’s too easy, right? So the five lift off the lids to unveil their least favorite ingredients.

Professor Brown says none of the ingredients seem very objectionable, starting with Amy’s, who’s least favorite ingredient is bok choy, the Chinese vegetable. What’s weird is that they show a big plate of baby Shanghai greens that aren’t really the traditional bok choy. The traditional bok choy is the Chinese greens that have a very white stalk and really deep green leaves. That’s why they’re called bok choy because bok means white in Cantonese and choy means vegetable. Amy’s plate is piled with Chinese greens that’s shaped like bok choy but has a pale green color (sometimes labeled as baby bok choy in the American stores). She’s just giving bok choy a bad rap and she doesn’t even know how they look. (I actually love bok choy. It’s mild flavoring matches nicely with heavier tastes such as beef or sausages.)

JAG’s least favorite is tofu. He apparently hasn’t tried silken tofu, nor has he made my favorite dish, ma po tofu. (I think tofu gets a bad rap with most non-Asian eaters because it’s seen as a vegetarian ingredient and most of the original tofu sold in vegetarian stores were firmer and cardboard-like versions.)

Now Paul’s ingredient I can understand. It’s lima beans. I don’t think I’ve even eaten much of it but just seeing that big plate of it looks annoying to cook.

Rory says she doesn’t like goat cheese. And she compares it to smelling a male goat, which is really weird because where has she gone around smelling a male goat? And why is the male goat more smelly than the female goat? Rory has raised so many important questions that need answers.

And finally, Adrien’s least favorite ingredient is baby corn. He thinks they taste like dirt. Um, have you tried cleaning them? I love baby corn in stir fry.

They all have to make a dish that they will present in a five-minute demo. The demo also has to feature a script that explains their culinary vision.

The contestants are set loose at the Westside Market again. Paul says Adrien doesn’t know what to do, and Adrien admits as much. JAG says he’s going to make a Caribbean style pad thai. He’s at the registers and he’s spent too much, so he has to return some ingredients. (This is foreshadowing folks.)

They get back to the studio and go to the set, where the Food Network minions have built a special kitchen for the contestants. Everyone’s in love with the set and they’re all acting like kids on Christmas eve.

In the evening, all the contestants are working on their scripts and they’re all working together. (That’s sweet, but I don’t remember this being a group project.) Amy starts comparing herself to everybody else and then gets insecure about herself. Then she gets the “Tommy,” and what I mean is she starts to miss her family like big boy Tommy who was tossed out a few weeks ago because he missed his family so bad that he took his mind out of the game. It’s starting to happen with Amy as you see her holding back tears while talking to her husband. Then during dinner with everyone else, she breaks down into tears while eating. Rory’s telling her to stay in the game because she’s come so far, but Amy’s just bawling about going home. (Maybe next year they should ask in the application form whether you have any kids and are you willing to be separated from them and your significant other who could be holding you back.)

Commercials. Speaking of kids, have you seen the State Farm commercial with the screaming kids? It’s like a commercial for birth control. This is why I’m such a great uncle because I spend time with kids when they’re playing and once they start crying, that’s when Uncle Ben hits the road.

OK, back to the show. It’s the morning of their presentations and they’re at the studio. They have 45 minutes to prep their dishes and then they’ll have five minutes to present in front of a camera. JAG is missing his banana peppers and he’s upset. He blames the baggers at the store. You know what? This is the same store that Paul left his bags at two episodes ago. So even though JAG may have not purchased the peppers since they weren’t on his receipt, I do have to wonder about the baggers because they don’t have a good track record thus far.

Amy’s talking about how she couldn’t sleep because she was stressed and missing her family. Next thing you know she cuts herself and she’s bleeding all over a bandage.

Professor Brown reminds everyone that they must show their perspective on food, or else why have your own show? The selection committee (Professor Brown, Susie Fogelson and Bob Tuschman) is watching from another room. Paul is up first and Susie says to no one in particular “c’mon Paul” even before he starts like she already knows it’s going to be bad so she wants to cheer him on for luck.

He’s making a lima bean soup with bacon and parmesan crisp. That sounds pretty good. Who doesn’t like parmesan crisps? You know how he was talking about his dad in the three-minute demo? This time he’s busy talking about his mom. That’s sweet but this is how people run out of time. He goes to the oven to get his crisp and he does this weird high-pitched voice about burning himself getting out his tray, but he’s not really burning because that’s a tray with pre-cooked parmesan crisp. So yes, Paul was being “dramatic.”

The judges basically say they don’t understand his perspective. They think Paul’s like a train on three different tracks.

Next is insecure Amy, and she totally blanks out right before her presentation. She forgets her script and just wings it and all the judges are confused. They wanted to see the “gourmet next door,” but all they get is this sweaty, stressed Amy, who’s making udon soup, btw, which I love. She’s not smiling and the judges see that. Oh wow, she just dumped a big handful of black sesame seeds over her udon soup noodles. Bob says it’s a disaster and she better hope someone does worst. Lucky for her, the remaining contestants do just that.

Starting with JAG, who ironically is also making udon with bok choy just like Amy, except he’s making a stir-fried version instead of soup noodles. (What happened to his pad thai?) He’s also adding the tofu that is his least favorite ingredient but JAGs it up with sofrito (a Spanish mixture of tomato, onion, bellpepper and spices cooked down into a paste). BTW, JAG’s bok choy is totally the real deal. It totally looks like what most Chinese call bok choy. However, I give him a deduction because it looks like his noodles are not udon noodles. First, they're slightly flat and udon noodles are thick and round like worms, and they're a bit long and udon noodles aren't very long. I think he's actually using Shanghai noodles. Sigh, these Asian fusion folks are killing me! He ends by saying his dish is “not half bad.” All the judges feel exhausted. Again, they count his ingredients (25 ingredients just on the first page of his script). JAG says he doesn’t want to simplify his cuisine because that’s not who he is, because, yeah, he’s a complicated kind of guy.

Rory’s up next and she’s talking about her recent move to the panhandle of Texas. She’s making a sweet, savory, spicy goat cheese salad. She’s talking a lot about her ingredients and then she goes and gets her prepared salad, without cooking one thing. I guess you really don’t need to cook salad, and of course she actually ends on time.

Now the judges are rooting for Adrien, hoping for a good performance from anyone. Adrien is making a vegetable pasta medley with grilled baby corn. He’s using a lot of the wrong terms while cooking, which I’m sure is a reflection of nerves. (He says he’s roasting his nuts when he’s really sauteeing them in a pan.) Then he’s putting a raw egg into his pasta to create a creamy sauce, but the egg isn’t cooking all the way and all the other contestants (and the judges) are nervous for him because he’s about to take a bite of his pasta with the raw egg. I don’t know why these food people are so nervous about eating raw eggs when it’s used in dishes like Caesar salads and tiramisu.

Of course, going into evaluation everyone’s not feeling good. The judges’ comments are really the same for everyone so I’m keeping this evaluation short. Basically everyone sucked on camera and Susie says that if this were the audition tapes, none of them would have been invited to the show. She asks them what happened and everyone is giving excuses, except Adrien who says he felt comfortable except maybe the last 15 seconds. Bob agrees with Susie and says he wonders if there’s really the next Food Network star in the batch. America was wondering about two episodes ago.

Each person steps forward for an individual critique, but like I said, it’s so much of the same yada yada that I’m not getting into it and go right to the drama that is Amy. She gets a whole avalanche of criticism, which finally breaks her and she talks about whether she wants the job, and she actually says that she’s decided that she doesn’t want the job. She doesn’t want to pick one dream (her own Food Network show) over another (going home to her family). Susie asks if she wants to go home?

Commercials. Tempurpedic. God, I want one. The woman voiceover says their beds do more than just let you sleep on them. Woah, is this an X-rated bed or what? Actually, I don’t want my mattress to do anything to me as I sleep. I just want it to leave me alone so I can sleep.

Back to the public breakdown of Amy, she explains that if the judges have to choose between her and the others, she says they should send her home. But Susie asks her one more time if she wants to go home, but then Amy gives this weird answer that she wants to go home but that she’s a fighter and would fight another round. So really, does she want to be the next Food Network star or just wants to stick around for another week in New York?

The judges say there’s no true winner for this week, but Paul is apparently the least offensive of the bunch so he gets through to the next round. The next to get a pass is Amy, even after all her doubts. Professor Brown says they’re letting her through “against your wishes” and Amy corrects him and says, “not against my wishes.” So what was all that drama just a few minutes ago? They send the two away to deal with the last three: JAG, Adrien and Rory.

Rory gets a save and she’s totally relieved and thanks the judges for giving her another chance. So it’s between JAG and Adrien and Bob does the fake out by calling Adrien’s name then telling him that JAG is going to stay, so that’s his reverse way of saying he’s getting the boot.

Adrien is totally shocked that he’s going home and is pretty much near tears. He goes upstairs and tells the others he’s the one leaving, and everyone is shocked that all they can do is stare at him, which is awkward because then Adrien has to ask for a group hug because he’s so devastated and really needs a hug right now. Gosh, I would have hugged him right away. ;-)

Amy now says she really wants to do this and hopes her freak out is over. The final four flash their culinary themes (because they did such a bad job of showing it tonight), so in case you missed it: Amy’s the “Gourmet Next Door;” Paul is “Party Food on A Budget,” Rory’s making “Real Food for Real People”; and JAG is all about the Latino Fusion (which he pronounces FU-see-ON.)

Next on TNFNS: The final four does a mini version of Iron Chef America with guests Bobby Flay and Cat Cora, a smoke alarm goes off, and Bobby Flay tells one of them that he wouldn’t let him/her cook in his kitchen. Ouch. (This season’s contestants are really getting beaten down, and we’re supposed to love them later when one is crowned the star that was the better of four evils? I don’t think so. Someone has to step up their game or this season’s a bust.)

Speaking of bust, I’m taking a bye this week in doing my “What I Would Have Done” edition because it’s a holiday week and this week’s challenges focused more on the TV demos instead of the cooking. Now I’m off to cook me some bok choy.

"The Next Food Network Star" airs at 9 p.m. Sunday on the Food Network, and repeats at 9 p.m. on Thursday. Photos courtesy of the Food Network Web site.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Street Fairs and Strike Outs

It was a breezy summer Saturday in San Francisco, so I spent it outside most of the day. First I visited the Fillmore Jazz Festival on Fillmore Street. This is one of my favorite street festivals because of the great music as you're strolling the booths and there are fewer beer drinkers compared to festivals like North Beach, which happens later.

The popular stand at the Fillmore has got to be the Purely Decadent booth. And why not? They were passing out free ice cream! But this isn't just regular premium ice cream, this is all-natural dairy-free ice cream. I've actually cut down on my ice cream eating (despite what you've read about my Ici adventures) because of my high cholesterol. I rarely buy a pint of ice cream to eat at home. But I think I might buy this product from a company based in Eugene, Ore.

They had several flavors for people to try: Praline Pecan, Vanilla Swiss Almond, Mocha Almond Fudge. I tried the Pomegranate Chip. The taste was nice (although I thought it had too many chocolate chips) with a slight tart flavor of pomegranate. But the texture was very nice. Of course, it's not super creamy like regular ice cream, but it was somewhere in between frozen yogurt and ice cream, so totally passable if you want to feel like you're eating ice cream. The guy at the booth says Purely Decadent is available at stores like Whole Foods. And how can you not be intrigued by something called Purely Decadent. (Nice job on the branding, folks!) BTW, the Fillmore Jazz Festival continues today if you want to check out some free ice cream and great music.

Then after walking around the festival during the day, I went over to AT&T Park for another Giants game, this time against the Arizona Diamondbacks. It was a night game so I wanted something of substance to last me through the nine innings. So I went and got me the infamous Cha Cha Bowl, my first time.

The Cha Cha Bowl was created to honor Hall of Famer Orlando Cepeda, recognizing his Caribbean roots. It's barbecued jerk chicken over a bowl of rice and black beans topped with pineapple salsa. It's sold at the Orlando BBQ stand in the area behind the bleachers, but this year Orlando has allowed the Cha Cha Bowl to be sold throughout the ballpark via the Compadres stands. (Sigh, Compadres. They used to be a popular place to go for margaritas when I lived in Hawaii.)

Anywho, the Cha Cha Bowl sells for $9.50 and it definitely is filling. You get a big bowl of rice and beans with lots of grilled chicken chunks. I felt, though, that the chicken wasn't as jerky (meaning spicy) as I thought it should be. It simply tasted like grilled chicken. And yesterday they weren't topping with pineapple salsa but with this shredded squash concoction that added interesting color with a vinegar base, but not very tropical. (I guess they were out of pineapples.) Still, the overall bowl was fresh and satisfying, and the $9.50 price is pretty comparable to what you'd pay for other items around the stadium. It was a long game, made bearable by the beautiful weather, chatting with friends Allison and Jason, and rewarded with a Giants 4-1 win! Go Giants!